Your Own Avatar Quotes

[revanthedarklord]

Make up your own Avatar quotes here...

Taken from TV.com, this quote here is mine
(LyokianKnight of TV.com is me)

I start with this. It was inspired by watching MTV...

Aang: Yo, yo, yo, this is the first annual Pimpoff! Give it up for our first contestent, Sokka!
*applause and various cheers*

*Dark blue limo rolls up, Yue and a few other girls come on out, dressed like ho's*

Aang: That boy be pimpin. Now let us see the other wannabe, Zuko!

*Ten limos roll up, all pimpin' purple, Zuko exits one and all his girls get out of the rest.*

Aang: Daaaaaaaaaaaannnnnggg, that boy is what all pimps wanna be! He's got...ten...twenty...*runs out of toes to count on* A lot of chicks! Wait! Katara?!?

Katara: What can I say? *gestures to various parts of his body* He's hot, he's got rockhard abs, and he's huge!

Toph: *one of Zuko's hos* It's true.

Sokka: *OMGWTF expression* GET AWAY FROM MY SISTER, SCUMBAG! I oughta...Suki?!? I didn't even know you did that kind of stuff!

Suki: I don't; *smirks proudly* I'm his private dancer.

Sokka: *experiences cardiac arrest*

Aang: Well, Sokka loses, Zuko wins. *Throws Zuko the Pimpin' Medallion*

Zuko: Hey, Sokka's hos, roll over here, I've got an extra limo! *steals Sokka's hos*

Aang: Well, see you tommorow when we have the Pimpette Competition: Ty Lee vs Jun for the title of World's Best Pimpette. See you there, dawgs, I'm out.

[revanthedarklord]

Avatar Episode 7: Attack of the Mary Sues

Aang: There's too many of them!!!

Sokka: Get to da the choppa!

Katara: Sokka, you idiot, we're surrounded! *waterbends a tidal wave at them to keep them back*

Iroh: *commenting, yet ignored* Maybe they want some ginseng tea...

Zuko: *firebends at them, pushing them away a bit* What do they want?

Hoard: Haawwwwwttttt gguuuuuuuuy. Zzzuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkoooooo.......

Katara: *pushes Zuko out into the crowd*

Luckily for him, he doesn't die, they merely glomp, dry hump, french kiss, lick, or kiss his body.

(The next part gets crazy)

Suddenly, Chef from South Park appears.

Chef: Run children, those some crazy b***hes! Take these here shotguns!

Each teen receives a Franchi SPAS 12 or 15.

The Gaang blasts its way out of the crowd.

Iroh is crying as they leave the Sues behind.

Aang: We know, Iroh, Zuko will be avenged.

Iroh: No...that's no why I'm crying...

Sokka: Why are you crying then?

Iroh: My nephew's finally getting laid... ^_^

Katara:

Suki: I'm not even supposed to be here...

Sues: Hey, she's that ho who tried to attack Zuko! *stands up, leaving Zuko on the ground, wounded from the glomping, humping, and other forms of affection* Get her!

Suki is hunted down and given a painful wedgie, then is hung upside down by her ankles.

Zuko is saved, and, unhurt, gets Suki down. With all the blood rushing to her head, she experienced some sort of strange mental reaction and started frenching Zuko. As it turned out, she had repressed sexual urges for him, that were revealed by her painful wedgie and being hung upside down.

They married the next year and had many grand neices and nephews that Iroh was proud of...the end.

Note of the author: I don't really know how I thought of this...or how I thought of the ending...don't hurt me...

[revanthedarklord]

Right, here are my sad pathetic quotes to revive the TV.com your own quotes thread. Granted, it did get one reply, twelve hours later.

Aang: If you don't post here, I get sad! *puppy dog eyes*

Sokka: Everytime you look at this thread and don't post, baby Yue cries, and Ozai kills a penguin. Think of the baby! I mean, think of the penguins!

Suki: Everyday this thread isn't posted in, the Sues gain victory over good honest fanfiction!

Katara: Everyday you don't post here, Haru and Jet get closer to me; they're creepy!