PENNIES!!!!!

[Colors]

This is a What do you do kind of RPG kind of like Metoria's "Thusul" except I give you choices!

What do you do when a 1944 penny declares war on the earth

A1. Find a 1944 nickel
B1. Tell Lincoln he’s dead and can’t do anything about it
C1. Laugh and pull out your laser gun

[Metoria]

A1. Find a 1944 nickel

[Bluerose]

B1. Tell Lincln he's dead and can't do anything about it.

[revanthedarklord]

C1. Giggle and pull out your laser gun.

[Colors]

If you choose A1.
You’ve found a 1944 nickel worth five times more then the penny. The 1944 penny commands his top ten ranking officers to destroy you what do you do?

A2. Call in reinforcements ( specifically two dimes )
B2. Laugh, grab all your pennies and join forces
C2. Blast them all to bits

If you choose B1.
You’ve told Lincoln he’s dead, but what’s this, an army of Lincoln heads arise and they form into Lincolns body. Your eyes grow wide and your jaw drops “How is this possible?” you think, 1944 penny commands his league of Lincolns to hit you over the head with a mallet, what do you do?

A3. Interview him for the school paper
B3. Take one of the main pennies holding him together and threaten to spend it
C3. You tell Lincoln a mallet isn’t sufficient enough, you pull out your laser gun and tell him that this works much better.

If you choose C1.
You have pulled out your laser gun and begin to blast the Lincoln heads away, when all of a sudden the pennies form a gigantic hand taking your laser gun away an dragging you to the penny headquarters located underneath the “First National Bank of America”. Your fingernails scrap and scratch the dirt as you try to break free from the pennies clutches. They have now taken you to their hidden bunker and strap you to an electric chair ( approximately two volts ) and now their asking you personal questions about the enemy. What do you do?

A4. You claim that you will never talk
B4.You tell them that underneath the bright light their eye’s are beautiful
C4. You claim that you know nothing of the enemy and you have a collection of pennies you’ll give them if they set you free.

[revanthedarklord]

A4, never talking!

[Bluerose]

C3. You tell Lincoln a mallet isn’t sufficient enough, you pull out your laser gun and tell him that this works much better.

[Starfire]

C4

[Cecelia]

KK Colors is on vacation so he wanted me to do this for him ^-^


If you choose A2.
You have now called in reinforcements your two dimes have defeated the ten pennies but from the hills another army arises, pennies growing in dollars as they roll down the hill, your two dimes have fled leaving you alone to defeat the copper menace what do you do?

A5. You shout back traitor to the dimes, you run to the nearest bank and tell them you need all the nickels dimes quarters and half dollars they got.
B5. You pull out your cell phone and order a pizza
C5. You run home grab as many pillows cases as you can find. You run back to where you were and have as many pennies run into the pillow cases as you can.

If you choose B2.
You begin to laugh and say “Oh dear Lincoln heads I can not defeat you so please take this as a peace offering!” and you pull out your piggy bank and give them all the pennies you have. The pennies examine their brethren and are about to let you go, but what’s this?! They found a counterfeit penny they begin to all stare at you with their menacing eyes. They believe you are a enemy you claim you didn’t know it was counterfeit but they don’t believe you. You plead for mercy as they gang up all around you what do you do?

A6. You say that you will give them un counterfeit pennies
B6. You ask them why the chicken crossed the road
C6. You point out a flying cactus

If you choose C2.
You decided that you were going to blast them to bits with your atomic laser gun you blast them and they disintegrate before your little eyes you began to laugh manically when an aerial attack has been placed . Pennies fall from the sky with something strapped to the tails side you examine it carefully and realize this penny is a suicide bomber what do you do?

A7. Try to disarm it
B7.Call in the swat team
C7. Give it to someone you don’t like
If you choose A3.
A Lincoln body arises you grow amazed at it, you whip out your notepad and you take the pencil from behind your ear and wet it’s tip then you begin to ask him questions Lincoln looks at you dumbfounded, you begin to ask him question after question, Lincoln covers his ears and says “La la, la, la!” Really loud trying to drown you out, but you keep asking him question after question. Lincoln grows really cheesed off at you right now, so he takes his mallet and hits you over the head. What do you want?

A. To be cremated
B. Buried
C. Other

If you choose B3.
You’ve taken one of the main pennies and threaten to spend it Lincoln cries “No!” then sighs and all pennies fall to the ground and in a small voice you hear “Give Bob back.” you agree and flip it towards them you begin to walk away into the afternoon sun when it guess dark. “Huh?” you think you look up and a wave of pennies are you, a biker bikes by and looks at you in shock and then speeds away as the penny wave drowns you, the pennies are trying to choke you, what do you do?
A8. You hold your breathe and call upon the powers of Goku
B8. You use your telepathy and call that biker back to help you
C8. You sing loud and horribly to scare them away

If you choose C3.
You give Lincoln a funny look and say “A mallet, that’s it? That’s pathetic, that’s not how you kill someone.. This works much better!” as you pull out your laser gun. Lincoln takes the laser gun out of your hands and looks at it in awe. He aims it at some poor innocent passing civilian and disintegrates the civilian before you guys’ eyes. Lincoln smiles and begins to shoot other people, you smile and begin to walk away when Lincoln calls you back. You stop and say “Yeah?” when you disintegrate! Your traitorousness has left you in failure!

If you choose A4.
Your sitting in your electrical chair and the pennies are shining a bright light on you asking personal / secret questions about the enemy you say you will never talk “ZAP” Your hair is standing up and your face is a little charred, the pennies ask you once more. You are stubborn and say nothing “Zap” you are tingling all over the pennies shine the light even brighter, blinding you. They crank up the volts to fifteen they ask for last and finale time questions concerning the enemy. You look at them and because of the volts you’re a little slow you open your mouth about to say something when….. “ZZZZZZZZZZAAAAPPPPPPPPP”
You were to slow, your trying efforts have left in charred human flesh.

If you choose B4.
The pennies are holding you in an electric chair underneath a blinding light interrogating you about the enemy. Your eyes turn soft and gentle and your lips turn into a comforting smile. “Your eyes are so beautiful underneath this light.” you say to the penny in a sweet tone this penny just so happens to be a girl, she giggles and smiles. You reply “Stars could never match the twinkle in your eye!” She begins to blush she then un straps you from the chair she tells you to get out of here. Right when your about to leave the boyfriend of the penny stomps down the hall after you and challenges you to a duel what do you do?

A9. Except the duel
B9. Admit it never would have worked between them
C9. Go into hiding from the duel declaring penny

If you choose C4.
The blinding light above you makes you sweat and fret the pennies interrogate you, you reply that you have a collection of pennies at home you’ll give to them if they set you free. The pennies look at each other and agree to the trade. They put you in their teleported and set it for your destination when something goes haywire in the wires that the whole teleported goes up into a electrical fire. Your traitorousness has left you in ashes!.

[Starfire]

Woah, I'm ashes!

[revanthedarklord]

Ish dead.

[Bluerose]

I'm ashes too...Maaan!